Thursday, October 25th, 2007...11:28 am
mutants in canberra
Peter Costello is a mutant.
Don’t worry, he’s a cool Marvel mutant, not some sort of post-apocalyptic decayed flesh mutant.
How do i know this? Well, it’s pretty obvious. He’s currently informing the populace that under a Labor government interest rates would always be higher than under a Coalition government.
Just think about that statement for a while. How would he know this?
The answer is that he has mutant powers.
Now in all likelihood he has one of the following two powers. Option one is that he’s a precog that can see into a future where Labor has won the upcoming election. Option two is where he has the power to look into alternate dimensions and has seen one where Labor won the last election and interest rates soared.
Think about it people. You know i’m right.
5 Comments
October 25th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Peter Costello, the mutant, searching through the alternate pathways of the future. This is a fact, same as the state secret: Peter is banned from every major gambling institution on the planet.
And his arch nemsis, homoeostasis-man. Otherwise known as John Howard, faithfully keeping things in the 50’s, ever since the 70’s.
October 26th, 2007 at 10:04 am
I think you’re wrong.
He IS some sort of post-apocalyptic decayed flesh mutant!
October 26th, 2007 at 10:09 am
But then that would imply that he wields some sort of glamour tech or magic that enables him to appear “normal” when in public.
October 26th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
He appears normal in public?
Have you seen that smirk?
October 26th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
That’s true. Perhaps that’s a side effect of the glamour. Maybe he wasn’t able to fully copy human facial expressions so he’s stuck with that smirk.
Almost makes you feel sorry for him.
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